this one time i had a dream that i kissed my crush on the lips and then after i told him i had to take a lap
if this gets a ton of notes I’ll tell him I love him
(via thiskidannee)
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via t-ribulation)
my skills include falling in love with people i can’t have and crying
(Source: cyberblogging, via realityneedsunicorns)
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
(via gigantorandbowlegs)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
